Matthew: Hey what is Trooper sniffing?
Me: I don't know.
Matthew: Trooper! Drop it!
Me: Chill. He's fine.
Matthew: Are those...?
Me: What?
Matthew: ....Are those human remains?
Me: Looks like a pelvic bone.
Matthew: Oooh pick it up!
Me: You have gone and lost your mind, son.
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