{Conversations}

It's your lucky day. Why? Because I have two {Conversations} for you.


Kittitian server at Nirvana (KSAN): What name can I put on this order?
Me: Catherine
KSAN: You're Catherine?
Me: Yep.
KSAN: You don't look like a Catherine.
Me: Oh...what were you imagining my name to be? Lulu?
KSAN: I'm not gonna tell (friendly laugh). You'll be thinkin', "Who is this girl talkin' to me?"
Me: Oh I get it. Catherine is a 'white' name. Haaaaaaa.

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Random non-Spanish Windsor student who has just stupidly approached me and my friends: Hi, I'm Omar.
Me: *sigh* Hi, Omar.
Omar: Are you Spanish?
Me: *sigh* No. Are you Spanish, Omar?
Omar: Derrr...no.
Me: Alright then.