{Conversations}

I think this {Conversations} also falls into the OISK category.

Scene: After making my way out of the ladies' room at Jam Rock and heading towards Daisy and Abby who are having lunch.

Random Kittitian man: Heyyyy Chinese-face!
Me: Excuse me?
RKM: I say heeyyyy girl.
Me: Hi.
RKM: Weh you frohm?
Me: The US.
RKM: Yeah? Weh?
Me: Michigan...do you know where that is?
RKM: Yeh...naw.
Me: Okay.
RKM: But weh you relly from? You lok like uh mixed breed, girl.
Me: My mother is filipino.
RKM: An yo daddy?
Me: He's polish, mostly.
RKM: Girrrll ya wan ta mek mixed babys wid me?
Me: No, no thank you.