Rachel: Heyyyyy. You two look like you need a cupcake.
Matthew: Nah, I'm good.
Me: Oooh tempting...but no. No thank you.
Rachel: Are you sure? They're delicious. They're pumpkin with cream cheese frosting...homemade.
Me: Are you sure you don't want one, Matty? Pumpkin-anything is your favorite.
Matthew: No, no. I'm fine.
Me: Rachel, I'll buy one and he can decide if he wants it later.
Rachel: Sweet. $5 EC please.
Me: Great, thanks!
Matthew: Nom Nom Nom.
*I proceed to give Rachel the cash and turn around...so in a matter of 5 seconds...*
Me: Matthew! You didn't even save me one bite!
Matthew: What? You said you bought it for me.
Me: Jerk.
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