Meet Keys-to-the-City-Kristen

And I'm back with the second installment of my Real Housewives of St. Kitts Reality Show Series.

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Name: Kristen
Gender: Female

Birthday: 02.03.82
Relationship Status: Married

Anniversary: 01.15.05

Kid: Yes---Brody, born 04.25.09
Arrival on Island: January 2010

Best Known For: Getting the party started, keeping the party going, and livin' it UP.

Life Before St. Kitts: Kristen is from the great city of St. Louis, Missouri. Prior to moving to this tiny little tropical island, she spent most of her time working two jobs to save for the upcoming trek to St. Kitts...oh---and having a baby. Yes people, that's right. When Kristen moved down here, Brody was a mere 8 months old. Talk about a full plate!

Fun Facts: While on St. Kitts, she has lead a very interesting and full life. She has managed to live in three different residences, the last being Fairway Condos, more commonly known as The Crackhouses. Kristen has also improved the lives of many of the housewives by rallying up the troops and getting them out of the house to enjoy life on the island. She has cleverly avoided Kittitian jail time, and has most recently been working on her girly ways, as well as exploring her crafting skills. When I asked the other Desperate Housewives to describe Kristen, these were the words they used:

Alive. 

Fun. 

Honest. 

Blunt. 

Hottie. 

Straightforward. 

Partier. 

Mother & Wife. 

Persuasive. 

Dance Central STAR. 

Karaoke Queen. 

Skinny (For tips on Kristen's island diet, think: island starvation...AKA no fast food here.) 

Speed Crafter.

Fun-loving.

Energetic.

Spontaneous.

Life After St. Kitts: Sadly, Kristen's time on St. Kitts is about to expire. Her husband, Shawn, who currently attends UMHS, is about to complete his current round of schooling. Thus, the next step is to attend a new school in the US. However, she will be given her own spin-off show titled, "Kristen Takes Over Portland, Maine." The show will primarily follow Kristen and her new life in the US, and it's going to be one hell of a ride.

Why will Kristen be popular with the viewers? As you can see, she's the life of the party---and a very good person to know. After all, she has been deemed to have the "keys to the city." If there are shenanigans occurring, you know she's involved. Not to mention she's a blonde bombshell and has the hottest dance moves you'll ever see. 

Want to keep in touch with this former Real Housewife of St. Kitts? Kristen welcomes her fans to visit, follow, and leave comments on her blog, but don't plan on hearing back. She is, after all, too busy living life to spend hours loading photos onto Blogger...but you know you'll try to talk to her anyway. http://mynameiszoom.blogspot.com/

Farewell, Kristen. You will be missed!