My husband hearts the Twilight Saga Series. Don't ask.
However, while watching Breaking Dawn...
Me: Aww look at little Seth. You'd be his character.
Matthew: What? Nuh uh!
Me: Well, who would I be then?
Matthew: Hmmm...you're kind of angry. So maybe Leah the werewolf.
Me: WHAT?! I get to be the ugly werewolf girl? WTF?
Matthew: I don't think she's ugly. But...everyone does say she's not very cute.
Me: And who exactly are you discussing Twilight topics with?
Matthew: Okay...I guess I picture you maybe as Alice.
Me: How is that possible? I'm not even nice.
Matthew: *Rolls eyes* and continues to watch the movie.