Matthew: Babe, I'm going to work out in the living room. I need the TV.
Me: Oh, alright. Well, I guess I'll take a nap or read in the bedroom.
Matthew: You don't have to do that. You can chill on the couch and read if you want.
Me: Really? You won't be bothered by me and my candy bar?
Matthew: No, of course not. [Insert smirk here.] I just feel bad for you and your unhealthy choices.
Me: Yeah yeah yeah. Go work out, fatty.
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